Greetings, intrepid explorer, and welcome aboard the Syndicate—the galaxy's foremost purveyor of planetary scrap and purloined parts! We're thrilled to have you join our crew of scavengers as we traverse the stars in search of valuable debris and discarded treasures.
At the Syndicate, we pride ourselves on being the go-to destination for enterprising individuals seeking fortune among the stars. Unlike some of those other corporate entities out there, we believe in embracing the chaos of the cosmos and turning it into cold, hard credits!
As a valued member of our team, your mission is to scour the far reaches of the cosmos for salvageable scrap. Every piece you recover brings us one step closer to unlocking the secrets of the universe—and earning a tidy sum of credits in the process!
Please consult your training manual for detailed instructions on navigating hazardous environments, negotiating with anomalies, and safely handling volatile salvage materials. Remember, safety first—because a disintegrated employee is a non-productive one!
Welcome to the Syndicate family. Prepare for adventure, excitement, and the occasional brush with intergalactic peril!
Signed,
President of the Syndicate